How about no, bitch

Simba says no; photo from them thangs

Chewable and liquid medicine annoys me,
mum's boyfriend keeps getting them for me,
I'm 19 dammit. So I tried swallowing a chewable
clearly marked 'not to be taken whole.'
They're really big...

Well I like eating thick toast when I can't taste anything
at least you get the texture.