"If we were to wed"

(Had to show you this roz!)
Tim & Tim for harpers bazaar.

I would stab someone's leg for her red hair. I wish someone told me red was the hardest color to maintain. It's only been 3 weeks and my red is getting duller and duller, I'm hooked, addicted - like how people are to fake tan or botox. Must stock up on salon quality red hair dye and shampoo for red heads (containing red dye). Open to suggestions hot fake baked red heads out there!

I heard about using henna paint (cheaper and a way healthier) but apparently you can't have bleached or colored your hair for at least a year and even then, the results could be catastrophic, we are talking charcoal black hair forever or muddy green.